Sep
25
Gah.
I puked in my mouth so many times, I think this one’s worth actually getting a bucket for.
“So, do we have everyone covered?”
“Well, we’ve got a MILF and a black guy…”
“Is he bald?”
*sigh* “Of *course* he is, do you think I’m an idiot?”
“Okay, continue.”
“And the hipster nerd…”
“Leather armband?”
“Check.”
“Glasses?”
“Check.”
“And what about the over 45 crowd?”
“Well, she sticks out like a sore thumb, but…”
I can’t go on. It’s too painful. I can only hope that whoever thought this depressing attempt at enthusiasm up is now looking for a job.
So, y’wanna come to my Snow Leopard launch party?
[via marco]
