Sep
23
![I hate mosquitoes.
What with all that buzzing and itching, the hubbub they cause is disproportionate to the microdrop of blood they make away with. Besides, I am the world’s most formidable mosquito hunter. I have brought to justice every single mosquito that has ever attacked me (except when I spend nights in rooms with patterned wallpaper, which makes mosquito hunting impossible).
It’s warming up in Sydney, so the buzzing’s starting again.
[via NYT]](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqeoqo2lPw1qz720so1_400.jpg)
I hate mosquitoes. What with all that buzzing and itching, the hubbub they cause is disproportionate to the microdrop of blood they make away with. Besides, I am the world’s most formidable mosquito hunter. I have brought to justice every single mosquito that has ever attacked me (except when I spend nights in rooms with patterned wallpaper, which makes mosquito hunting impossible).
It’s warming up in Sydney, so the buzzing’s starting again.
[via NYT]
